The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...