Learn your ABC’s – Mom Style!
A – Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
Blonde and the Firemen!
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to...
Handling teens
|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high...