Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
Quiz For My Smart Friends
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...