Here is this guy who really takes care of his body…
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...