Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Striking statistics
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Letter from grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to...