Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...