What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...