What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
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Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Great Singer
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Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun...
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to…
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician’s office. When...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
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Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...