A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...