Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Without a Christmas bonus
|Ten signs you’re not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as “the...
Condom Sponsors!
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms....
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
A little girl was out with her Grandmother…
A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...