No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close...