A list of redneck computer terms
|Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Top 10 rejection lines
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean…)10. I think...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Top nine reasons computers must be female
|Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!