A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...