Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...