What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...