Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...