Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...