82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
The last day working
|”You Know It’s Your Last Day At Work When……”You hand a bank teller an...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
100 Buckets of Bits
|100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits...