Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
Two men camping
|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...