Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...