Police are in a chase
|Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Become more effective
|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details....
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...