A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
How do fireflies start a race
|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.