Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...