Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
Signs and notices 06
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...