Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...
Unusual Case
Unusual Case by William A. Morton, Jr, MDFrom “Medical Aspects Of Human Sexuality” July,...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...