Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...