A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
There was life before the computer
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THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...