Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
An American woman and an Iranian woman…
An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The Iranian woman...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
Miracle Bra Alternative
Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks,...