Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...