Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Jokes about Ireland
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!