Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
Stevie Wonder\’s Wife
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.