Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
We need to help these people
|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...