If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Guide to buy a man gifts!
Rules for Buying Gifts for MenRule #1:When in doubt – buy him a cordless...
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country…
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...