A Blonde At A Bar
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head....
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...