Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...