Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...