The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different....
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Crossing Women Riddle
What do you have when you combine 50 women with a yeast infection in...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...