If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
The American tourist in Dublin
|The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food....
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Teaching the child
|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.