Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
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What’s an Australian kiss?
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Dear John Reply
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
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Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...