Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
blind farmer
|The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a...