When you are young
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Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
Boyfriends
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God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
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Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
Giving Cats Pills
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What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.