How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
It’s A Man’s World
This could be considered THE ideal world for many men:His son on the cover...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it