Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
Signs and notices 05
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...