Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Gender and computers
|Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...