Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...