Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...