The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...