Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
Student Bloopers – Part II!
This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Winning Nobel prize
|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...