Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...