What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part II
I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount...
Marital Sex
While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...